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reptiglo:

Girls who set tortoise on fire have been arrested-

Two girls seen on a Facebook video torturing and killing a gopher tortoise on July 16 in front of an Orange Park home were arrested Friday by investigators from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission and Clay County Sheriff’s Office.

Jennifer Emoke Greene, 18, and a 15-year-old juvenile were both charged with felony cruelty to animals and a misdemeanor charge of taking, harassing, harming or killing a gopher tortoise, according to commission spokeswoman Karen Parker. Greene is in the Clay County jail on $55,000 bail.

The gopher tortoise has been listed as a threatened species in Florida since 2007, an upgrade from its previous “species of special concern” designation. “We are pleased the authorities acted so quickly and we hope this sets a precedent that animal cruelty should not be tolerated,” Welzant said. “Our Facebook and our email was getting a lot of feedback and a lot of outpouring from the community regarding this case and how upset they were.”

The graphic videos shows two Orange Park girls burning a small gopher tortoise, then laughing and cursing as they throw it down the street. The tortoise is doused with alcohol and lit as it crawls in circles through the flames. The tortoise tries to flee after it is doused again.

“Burn baby, burn baby,” one girl says as they light the tortoise on fire. “Now you are scared of us, huh?”

The second video is more graphic as one girl stomps on the tortoise until it is dead, with its organs squishing out. The girls scream in laughter. “His heart came out with a bunch of grass,” the girl with the camera says as she laughs, then kicks the corpse. “He’s dead. That’s funny.”

If convicted, Greene faces up to five years in prison on the felony animal-cruelty charge, while the misdemeanor charge carries up to 60 days in jail and/or a $500 fine, according to commission officials. The 15-year-old’s case would be handled in juvenile court.

good

Thank you /b/ for finding them.

I hope she gets the full five years, the sick piece of shit.

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a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

geekscoutcookies:

l7one:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

Still funny as hell

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shinebrightlikethesun5683:

justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

Fucking wow yes plz give me nao.

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consultingsuperhusbands:

strangepicturesofmishacollins:

witchwoodhull:

strangepicturesofmishacollins:

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Okay, that is a strange angle for a picture, but whatever. Can someone please explain what the hell is going on with the poster beside Misha?

It’s perfectly simple. Misha had some artistic fans alter the poster to make Sam and Dean French maids.

Then he borrowed some lipstick and added the smooch to Dean/Jensen’s cheek.

Finally, he realized that the lipstick he borrowed was not coming off and that he never thinks these things through.

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kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

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Reblog If You Grew Up With This

eiraina:

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jumpushfall:

a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:

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NOT this:

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kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

Dammit, tumblr STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD

AND IT WAS ON VHS! YOU HAD TO REWIND THAT SUCKER TO WATCH IT!

Yup. This dated me a bit.

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aduhm:

madskittlez29:

I’d rather…

Party like a Time Lord

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Dress like a consulting detective

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Eat like an Angel of the Lord

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And own my life like Robert Downey Jr

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

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hotanimegirl:

this gif ruined my life

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I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

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wow over the hedge fandom long time no see

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