why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
i’m 2000% more attractive when you cant see me
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
Or the President of the U.S., ‘cause that is a mighty fine lie.
I love how we’ve all slowly grown up to be replicas of the antagonists in the TV shows we watched:
And of course, Moseby