a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me
I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god
Still funny as hell
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
Fucking wow yes plz give me nao.
how to not see spoilers
- finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr
Reblog If You Grew Up With This
kids these days are so spoiled
when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro
and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it
Barefoot, in the snow
Running away from velociraptors
AND WE WERE THANKFUL.
Dammit, tumblr STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD
AND IT WAS ON VHS! YOU HAD TO REWIND THAT SUCKER TO WATCH IT!
Yup. This dated me a bit.
I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about
Dog: Oh you got new owner!
Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday
Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?
wow over the hedge fandom long time no see